“We should probably give our dog a bath.”
Micah: Yeah, we can scrub her down in the tub.
Betsy: Really? Last time we hosed her down outside. Have you given her a bath in the tub before?
Micah: No, the last time we washed her was the only time I’ve ever given her a bath.
Betsy: What!? That was last summer! So you are saying that she is two years old and has only had one bath her entire life!?
Micah: Uh, yeah.
Needless to say, today Red got a bath! And it was in the tub 🙂
Red = Not happy/scared/pitiful
Micah = Time of his life
Red and Micah = Same as above.
Ahhhh, finally Red is HAPPY/clean/ smells GOOD!!
ps. I know you are probably wishing we had kids so we didn’t blog about our dog nearly every day. But you will have to get past that. 🙂
The DeKornes 
Awwww….hahahahahaha. Poor Red. She looks so pathetic! And yet, that’s kind of gross that she went a whole year without a bath…glad you decided to wash her 🙂 Just please tell me you scrubbed and bleached that tub afterward….
I prefer that you write about Red when you talk about not giving a bath for 1 year… if you were talking about your child things would not be good : )
Red is your child! Thanks for giving her a bath…I love her clean self 🙂